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Story I found Amusing

Here is a story I found amusing..... 

Men
Body: This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Love, Lust and Lonely: Lonely

AS STEADY AS IT BLOWS, LET IT SHOW

AS STEADY AS IT GROWS, LET IT FLOW

AS STEADY AS IT COMES, LET IT GO

STEAD FAST LET IT BLOW

AS A SWIFT FALL BREEZE AGIANST THE TREES

A COLD WINTERS EVE WITH A COUPLE,

WATCHING EACH OTHER BREATHE

STEAD FAST LET IT SHOW

AS STEADY AS IT COMES LET IT GO

STEAD FAST LET IT GROW

AS A SWIFT SPRING TEASE AGIANST THE GREENS

A HOT SUMMERS EVE A COUPLE SWEATS WITH EASE

STEAD FAST LET IT FLOW

AS STEADY AS IT COMES LET IT GO

STEAD FAST LET IT SHOW

AS THE BREATH ONE BREATHES ON COLD WINTERS EVE

A TREE'S LOST LEAVES FROM A SWIFT FALL BREEZE

STEAD FAST LET IT BLOW

AS STEADY AS IT COMES LET IT GO

STEAD FAST LET IT FLOW

AS THE SWEAT ONE BLEEDS ON A HOT SUMMERS EVE

A FIRST SIGHT OF GREEN FROM A SWIFT SPRING TEASE

STEAD FAST LET IT GROW         

AS STEADY AS IT COMES LET IT GO

LOVE, LUST AND LONELY:LOVE

FRIENDSHIP

I DONT NEED WHAT YOU THINK I NEED
I NEED YOUR AFFECTION
I NEED YOUR RESPECT
PLEASE ME WITH THESE, MAKE IT DIRECT

I DONT NEED WHAT YOU THINK I NEED
I NEED YOUR SYMPATHY
I NEED YOUR COOPERATION
THESE THINGS I EXPECT

SHOW ME YOUR WILLING
ASSIST ME
PROCEED IN MY FAVOR
STRIVE TO NOW ALL ABOUT ME
BE LOYAL JUST THE SAME

LOVE ME FOR MORE THAN AGREEABLE QUALITIES
LOVE ME FOR ME
SHOW ME I DONT HAVE TO BE LIKE NO ONE ELSE

I DONT NEED WHAT YOU THINK I NEED
DEFINITELY NOT SEX
THAT IS SIMPLE
FOR THIS IS COMPLEX

MORE THAN L.O.V.E.
TO SAY LOVE IS INCORRECT
I NEED A FRIEND
AND MAKE IT DIRECT

FRIENDSHIP

Love,Lust and Lonely: Lust

LUST:


FIRST VOYAGE

WHISPERS ON THE PHONE

SMILES THAT COME TO LIGHT

IMAGINATIONS RUNNING WILD

WARMING OF THE MIND

SUGGESTIONS OF BODY

DESCRIPTIONS OF A TIME AND PLACE

YET TO EXIST

VISIONS THAT CLIMB THROUGH THE MIST

DISCOVERING THE VOYAGE TO DISCOVER

LET'S EXPLORE

THE POSSIBILITIES OF WHAT COULD BE

THE REHLMS OF CREATION

PASSION BOILS

CALM IN A POT

BREWING

SLOWLY COOKING

I CAN SMELL ITS NOURISHMENT

LET'S EAT

DEVOURING OUR DESIRES

TRAVELING TO ADVENTURE

DISCOVERING US

-Larry Street